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THE
IMAGES OF MOTHER
4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy
can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My
Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My
Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE
~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother?
She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That
old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well,
she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before
we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder
what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish
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PUNCTUATE IT CORRECTLY
An English professor wrote
the words, "Woman without her man is nothing,"
on the blackboard and directed
the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman,
without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman!
Without her, man is nothing." |
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NEW BABY BOY
A Chinese couple named Wong had
a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely
Caucasian white baby boy!
'Congratulations,' says the
nurse to the new parents. 'What will you name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at
his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think
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HOW
TO BATHE A CAT
Please
forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like myself, are very concerned about
their hygiene.
1. Thoroughly clean the
toilet.
2. Add the required amount
of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe
him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement,
put the cat in the toilet and close both lids; you may need to stand on
the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of
your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any
purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three
or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found
to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the
door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet
and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet
as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will
rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The
DOG
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