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BABY-SITTER:
A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers. - (John R. Fox)
CONFLICT:
When a fortune cookie contradict your horoscope.
STARTER MARRIAGE:
A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
CUBE FARM: 
An office filled with cubicles.
IDEA HAMSTERS: 
People who always seem to have their idea generator running.
COSMETICS:
A woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
I  AM  THANKFUL  . . .
For the teenager who is not doing dishes but is watching T.V. because that means he is at home and not on the streets.

For the taxes I pay, because it means that I am employed.

For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I have been surrounded by  friends.

For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I have enough to eat.

For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out in the sunshine.

For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing, because it means I have a home.

For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means that we have freedom of speech.

For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.

For my huge heating bill, because it means I am warm.

For the lady behind me in church that sings off key, because it means that I can hear.

For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to wear.

For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because it means I have been capable of working hard.

For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours, because it means that I am alive.

And finally...

For too much e-mail, because I have friends who are thinking of me.

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The right to be laud does not automatically include the right to be taken seriouslly.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
HOW TRUE
If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!

One reason why teenagers prefer sleeping on the top bunk: They can look down at the floor and get an aerial view of their wardrobe.
Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted make-up, shadows,
blushes,creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a "real" man.
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